When someone leaves, it’s because someone else is about to arrive.– Paulo Coelho, The Zahir
When I'm wearing a brand new outfit, I walk out...
oh-its-a-tiara: I just watched this and my mother came out of the lounge downstairs and called up nervously “Are… are you alright up there?”
detectivewho: dblaksle: guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? I do. Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black. He don’t give a shit.
do you ever listen to a song a hundred times and then you hear one line that you’ve heard before but never really payed attention to you and you realize “holy shit, that’s my life in a lyric” and then you just wanna write it everywhere and scream it across rooftops and get it tattooed on your forehead
pizzaforpresident: adamusprime: i’m going to write erotica for very shy people “s-should i take my shirt off?” “oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…” “uh, do…you want me to?” “well i mean…i dunno…” 50 shades of OK
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That irritating moment when you're rushing to do...
sodamnrelatable: and this bitch comes to you and start blabbering stuff.
normal people watching a tv series: 1-2 episodes a night
me: 1-2 seasons a night
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
ivyevie: freecocaine: voldy92: andrewbreitel: oh my god watch till the end omFG CRYING I AM IN TEARS OH MY GOD AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA