March 2012
Maybe it's time to let go.
Trying to walk when your foot is asleep
whatshouldwecallme:
When you're at school/work, and can get distracted...
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Trying to stay awake at school/work
whatshouldwecallme:
When my professor writes really small on the board
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When I'm looking for my phone
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When you're already doing a million things at...
whatshouldwecallme:
It’s just like,
Watchryori-doga:
Parmigiana di Melenzane (by foodfilm)
holy mother of god
Watchshmowzow-rswd:
Black female student punches white professor and declares her hatred for white people for what they did to her ancestors.
lmfao
wot
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President Snow: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
Peeta: TO BAKE SOME BUNS
Haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
Effie: you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through
Haymitch: THAT I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR
OUT OF YOU
Effie, Octavia, Portia and Flavius: stylish as the capitol--
Cinna: BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
Haymitch: once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN
Effie: you are a spineless
Octavia and Portia: PALE
Flavius: and pathetic lot
Haymitch: AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE...
SOMEHOW I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOU!
Katniss: um.
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Snape: People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape: ...up to something.
I wish life wasn't so hard.
I wish there weren’t so many responsibilities.
And I really wish that the amount of responsibilities wouldn’t rack up the older you get too.
I know it seems childish to say it, but I just don’t want to do anything anymore. I’m already tired of my life right now and I’m only 19. Everything is at a dead end. I can’t even begin to imagine what else life has in...
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Just a word of advice.
When you go to a restaurant, make sure you read the menu and see what is actually in the dish before you order it. And! If you don’t know what it is, just ask. That is what we waitresses and waiters are there for. We answer all your questions and heed to most, not all, of your needs. Don’t throw a fucking hissy fit when your food comes out by pulling us over and saying, “I...
Being in a relationship is a full time job, don't...
fyeahcreepyshit:
On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect, indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window...
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NoEnd House
fuckyeahspookyshit:
Let me start off by saying that Peter Terry was addicted to heroin.
We were friends in college and continued to be after I graduated. Notice that I said “I”. He dropped out after 2 years of barely cutting it. After I moved out of the dorms and into a small apartment, I didn’t see Peter as much. We would talk online every now and them (AIM was king in pre-facebook years)....
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11 Chinese Bootlegged Harry Potter books →
ryannxp:
This was an entertaining read, I must say.
So I woke up this morning in a pool of my own...
itscandidlycara:
Wait, let me back up.
Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering that my period is pretty much permanently irregular, I get to wake up a lot of mornings in a pool of my own blood....
