November 2011
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October 2011
“Someone was hurt before you; wronged before you; beaten before you; humiliated...”
– Dr. Maya Angelou
Joke of the day.
cintiiismiles:
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”
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"You're never gonna find anyone else like me."
Well, that’s the whole point, isn’t it? But yeah, you’re right. I won’t find anyone else like you, do you know why? Because I can find someone else a lot better than you. And I have.
Have you ever read something that killed you...
ryannxp:
Like a text message or someone’s status. Everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. Or found out something you were better off not knowing. It’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your whole day.
“You’ve watched 72 minutes on Megavideo”
– Satan
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