January 2011
replace every consonent in your name with a "b"
condomsinmyfood:
babbeb beibeb
Bublie Bib.
December 2010
Okay, worst new year's eve ever so far.
So somehow someone got ahold of my debit card number and information or something because I have all these charges on my card that I never made. In one day they spent over $400. And then some. First of all I only had $300 on my card!? I don’t have money anymore. My sister called Chase to figure out what’s going on and to cancel my card and if I’ll get charged for overdrafting.. I...
hiyum:
skittttlesz:
Train fares are $2.50 now. Yes that 25 cent makes a big difference.
WTF I leave NYC for three days and come back to a fare hike? _|_
Oh yeah. The unlimited metrocard is now $104 instead of $89 also. Splendid. Cause I’m rolling in money, right?
I hate when you want to cry so bad
but you don’t want anyone to hear you
so you just keep trying to swallow that painful lump in your throat hoping it’ll go away soon.
It’s worse when the tears just don’t want to stop falling.
I don’t know what’s more painful at the moment—
what my mother just said to me or trying so hard with my whole body not to cry.
I can’t let my mother...
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Anonymous asked: Hello
“Fly” by Nicki Minaj ft. Rihanna...
"Just move on..
there’s plenty of other people out there. Don’t be hung up over this one guy.”
But I can’t move on. And I’m already hung up over him.
I’ve invested way too much time into whatever it is that we have right now.
I’m really hoping that you prove everyone wrong.
I don’t want to end up just standing there like an idiot saying to myself,
...
I am so fucking upset.
Me and my sister were supposed to go to Universal Studios tonight for a little week-long mini vacation and because of that damn blizzard that took over NYC last night, ALL flights are cancelled. And the next flight out to Florida is not until the 31st!? I’m completely depressed. I guess I’m not gonna be able to go to Harry Potter World after all.
I am so fucking upset.
Me and my sister were supposed to go to Universal Studios tonight for a little week-long mini vacation and because of that damn blizzard that took over NYC last night, ALL flights are cancelled. And the next flight out to Florida is not until the 31st!? I’m completely depressed. I guess I’m not gonna be able to go to Harry Potter World after all.
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“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget...”
– Maya Angelou
So, I've been single for a while
and I just started getting back into the dating scene. Whatever.
So the first guy I met was weird. After our first date, he asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with him that same night. I was just like wtf? because first of all, I wasn’t even that into him and I didn’t even feel any chemistry between us whatsoever and secondly, just wtf? So I said no and he kept on insisting that...
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I spent a full six hours, straight working on a project yesterday where none of my group members helped me at all. They either tried to help me, but couldn’t really do it.. or they just didn’t help me at all. I really dislike group projects with a passion. Oh, and I actually had to go out in the fucking freezing cold to go to school to do it because the program I was using is not...
To Whom It May Concern: People On Escalators →
robynalbynoe:
Please, PLEASE stay to your right if you’re just going to stand. The left side of the escalator is for walking. And don’t give me bitch-face for giving you a dirty look when I politely say “Excuse me!” with a lovely smile and you don’t move but rather stare at me with a vacant expression plastered on your idiotic face.
Also, if you’re not actually capable of walking up or down...
allieekayy asked: Thank you for following :D
Getting a Charizard Tattoo on My 19th Birthday
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is getting a Charizard tattoo on my 19th birthday. It was my dumb way of trying to be rebel and be cool. I hate it now. I hate having to explain to everyone why the hell I have a Pokemon tattooed on my ankle.
[Female, 21]
Errr, y u be embarrassed? I want one!
Watchthebandersnatch:
wwiao:
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE LOVE I HAVE FOR THIS VIDEO
(via blanklove)
seriously this makes my day every time. he sounds like Brak from space ghost always reblog. must watch.
Oh goodness me. LOLL.
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I could never understand people who would say, “I don’t have any regrets.” or, “I don’t regret anything”
How is that even possible? Seriously. And they could excuse themselves all they want by saying, “Why would you want to live your life everyday with a nagging feeling in the back of your mind of the things you would have done, could have done, and...
"I think the lonely world that I live in was...
I keep some people's numbers in my phone so I know...
I like to label them with specific names as well.
For instance, “Creepy, long hair stalker” and “Fake titties bitch” just texted me today.
That "I'm fucked" feeling in your stomach when...
You know.. when you look around the class
and everyone is working all diligently and you’re like how the fuck these niggas know this shit while you’re sitting there like
…but then you realize you have no chance of passing the test anyways so you’re like
l0lz. This will be me come Thursday. Argh.
Okay.
I can do it. I can handle finals week. Yes. I. Can. I’m going to go cry in a corner now.
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Sometimes, bad decisions can make good stories....
I always get slightly terrified and have a little mini heart attack when I exit out of Microsoft Word and it asks me if I want to save any of the changes I have made to a pretty lengthy report that I didn’t make any changes to. Oh ma gaaaaawd.
Map Quest needs to start their directions on step 5 or some shit.
I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.
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slowbro:
diaryofateenagefaggot:
oh my GOD WHAT DID I JUST WATCH LOL
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
HOLY
FUCKING
DSLFGGJK
OMG
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!? :O
THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
GOOD LORD, WTF IS THAT
WHAT.
THE.
FLIPPIN.
FUCK?
I...
Message me a number and I'll tell you to shut the...
lostbrowneyes:
Yeah, wtf is this shit on facebook right now. I was confused at first and then when I found out about what it is, I was just like, “…………..are you serious? really?” Good grief.
